She loves me so much..........? !!

She calls me in the morning, at noon, in the evening and even at night.Well nothing to hide from you, let me disclose that she even calls me after midnight! Some times she wakes me up before my alarm clock does.

Sometimes I feel irritated but my anger subsides as soon as I think about the offers she gives me & the promises she makes.They are unbelievable and hard to resist.

Yet I resist my temptations. Ones got to do it, after all you can’t follow your heart all the time can you?

Her voice is sweet and the best thing is that she never quarrels with me. I mean never. Now that’s a quality hard to find nowadays…isn’t it?

But I think she is a bit fickle minded. She changes her words quite often……..I mean the offers I spoke about…………..she keeps on changing them from time to time. I don’t complain though, because the newer ones are always better than her previous ones.

She also sends me SMSs all throughout the day and even during night. In fact she has sent me more than 10 SMSs just today ….till now!!

Sometimes it so happens that the first SMS I get is from …………………well who else but Her.

She must be smitten by my charm…I guess! Now…now……you guys don’t start thinking that she is someone without dignity or intellect. Not at all!! Well…….She can talk about politics,Cricket,Tennis,Movies,Restaurants…….the list is vast.

You all must be wandering ‘ who is She?’

Her name is ‘Airtel Customer care ‘!

and is just an automated marketing tool.

P.S. You all must be getting calls like this throughout the day like me. It must be about some ‘cricket’, ‘movie’ or ‘news’ package they are offering. Well I am am talking about the same stuff.Earlier I used to be so pi**ed off & angry but now I have consoled myself into thinking that she is madly in love with me & life seems less irritating!

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